concern for the curate of Cahir
mounted daily as he mounted the chair
the housekeeper’s cat
the monsignor’s hat
and the bishop’s rump steak medium rare
concern for the curate of Cahir
mounted daily as he mounted the chair
the housekeeper’s cat
the monsignor’s hat
and the bishop’s rump steak medium rare
That rump steak at the end summed it up..
Rajiv,
Thank You
I am a wee bit biased. I love rump steak.. So, my Hindu brethren would love to excommunicate me!
The final line is a killer! You are one naughty boy and Winnie and myself love you.
Harry
Thank you Winnie and Harry
This is fabulous, this is not the first time your writing has sent me googling…I have just come from “History of Parish Clergy” -). Yes, I take these gems of yours very seriously… Big smile and hug!
Holly
Holly,
Big hug to you, too, for liking and supporting..and happy you take them seriously…I LOVE that, lol
Oh, you master of wordplay! This one’s hilarious–the best part is that you made the steak a “rump steak!”
Ah yes, Willow, no other steak would be good enough..I know you ‘forgive’ my little bits of wickedness, that one I couldn’t resist
Big Hugs
so clever
Gav,
Thank you
just pluperfect!
Cindy,
Thank You so much for reading and responding.
Best Wishes
John
Hysterical John! I really needed to see this tonight…a perfect Friday frolic!!
Don, if it cheered you just a little that makes me happy.
Best to You
John
Another snorter of a poem, John! I love your irreverent sense of humour – this is laugh out loud writing!
Chris,
You’re a man and a half – bless you!
Very funny John, thoroughly enjoyed the ending of with a rump steak!
Thank You, Mary, so much
Perfect way to start a Saturday – with a clever limerick and a smile on my face as a result. Well done!
And, Kate, yesterday was Smile Day so I’m glad I was able to make a small contribution.
A big hug
John
John, clever as ever! Great to start Saturday with laughter, thank you!
Always warm wishes,
Pepper
Thank You, Pepper, thank you very much
Ever
John
Quite surreal!… Love the last three verses John… Nice one!.
Best wishes, dear friend!, Aquileana 😀
Thank You, Dear Friend, Aquileana,
for all the support and for bringing joy to my life with your wonderful posts and with your kind words to me.
Big hugs
John
Big hus right back at you, my friend. And thank you!, Aquileana 😀
That one made me squeal. Too funny.
Happy to oblige, Myra.
Bless You!
John
Wicked my friend and wickedly humorous, just the way I like it! This deserves a bravo or three.
Jon, My Friend,
I know how much you enjoy wicked so I’ m happy if this little piece of nonsense fits the bill.
Ever Your Friend
John
The Cat and the Hat are giving an (unintentional?) nod to Dr.Seuss.
A bold intent
if not truly meant
but who’s going to give you the noose?
Thank you very much for reading and for taking the time to respond.
Best Wishes
John
Love that “rump” ! 🙂 I used to live 20 minutes drive from Cahir!
My best wishes!
impressive and classical like a star!
So kind, Mihran.
Thank You
Best to You
john
Ha…”rump steak” is an ending like no other.
Have enjoyed all your Haiku’s…..so now the Limericks. Not as familiar with these, so looking forward to them.