…and here comes Vienna Hyatt
click flash click flash
nominated this year for her performance
in Unchained Melon Perimeters
the tale of a marginalised widow
battling weight and substance abuse issues
click flash click flash
Vienna’s wearing Salome de la Danza
and tonight is on the arm of Pepe Piragua
himself a nominee two seasons back
for Best Actor in a Supporting Role
as the conflicted veteran Buck
in Bornholm Tansy’s Derivative Wars
click flash click flash
in a recent interview with Z!
Vienna called Pepe her divining rod
helping her as he’s helped many stars before
discover the well of happiness
(could this be the real deal for both?)
but this is Vienna’s moment
when she and her dress and the carpet are one
click flash click flash
Ms Hyatt may we have a word?
how do-?
i’m so blessed…
johnpoetflanagan 
Perfect parody for tonight’s Academy Awards, which I never watch because I’m so tired of the Hollywood elite telling us how wonderful, rich and smart they are, 24/7. She called Pepe her divining rod? My, how titillating!
Thank You, Noelle,
for the fine response, much appreciated.
Big Hugs
john
Yeah I peeped that Divining Rod reference! LOL!! Very Clever! Oh the convoluted lives of the “Beautiful People!”
Fine comment,
Thank You
Best Always
john
Oh my and I swoon over the delightful Ms V! Very funny Uncle John – it so works.
Thank You, Miss Mary
for reading and commenting.
Happy you liked it.
Big Hugs
uncle john
JF, you nailed this down just right. So blessed, indeed. First world problems. ..
Hugs. ♡
First world problems indeed!
Thank You, Audrey
Big Hugs
jf
Hollywood and the little minds it attracts are for me the absolute height of boredom. A more pretentious lot of egomaniacs exist nowhere else beyond the neon and camera flashes of Tinsel Town. Actors and actresses they are ad nausea but talented creative and entertaining thespians, never. The awards are another sham and show for that self aggrandizing lot. Great perspective here John. Jon Michael
Thank You
Jon, My Friend
for your very fine comments.
Ever Your Friend
john
And the crowd roars in approval. May the Oscar winners, sponsors and supporting service industry make as much mulah as their hearts desire, may it bring them a tenth as much happiness as the pleasure of one good poem. Cheers.
Thank You, Julia,
for reading and responding.
Best wishes
john
not quite sure what it all means. sorry.
Thank You, Gavin
for reading and responding.
Today is Oscar ceremony day so a little bit of fun
Best Always
john
Oh, c’mon, what is more fun than watching a bunch of liberals dressed up and applauding one another. The news is so entertaining, really.
Thank you, Diane
for reading and commenting.
Stay warm over there!
Best wishes
john
Witty with a sharp blade! Oh, how nicely you captured the self-importance of the red carpet!
Thank you, Kate
for the fine response.
Best Always
john
Oh my, the red carpet, shivers! I have always wanted a Salome de la Danza and even more so a Pepe Piragua. Still laughing here. big hugs!
Holly
Thank You for the lovely comments,
i enjoyed them very much.
Big Hugs
john
Very clever John.
My best always,
Nitin
Thank You, Nitin,
for reading and responding, I appreciate it very much.
My best to You
john
Oscars in rerun/flash forward fashion.
Thank You, GP
for your comment.
Best Wishes
john
Hehehe, thanks for sweeping me across “the Red carpet” for a flash, John – enjoyed it 🙂
Ina,
Thank You very much.
Big Hugs
john
Banality cloaks the substantive. But the substantive is ugly. Let’s go back to the banality channel.
Thank You very much
for reading and commenting.
Best Wishes
john
like dancingpalmtrees, I liked the divining rod/water-witching reference, something I’ve written about before! I don’t usually watch award shows though, not having a working tv. and having to watch my shows online!
My best to you brother John!
Ry
Thank You, Ry
for the fine response.
My best to You, too
Always
john
John, extremely entertaining, I laughed so hard, thank you!
Hugs and warm wishes,
Pepperanne
Pepperanne
Thank You so much
Warmest Wishes Always
john
And yet this type of thing still seems to demand attention. A wonderful side-swipe at the ridiculous nature of some things, John. That said I’ve just heard that I am up for the award of the person least likely to be nominated for, or indeed accept, an award, so I hope you’ve got your fingers crossed!
All the best.
Chris
Thank You, Chris.
Oh yes, all fingers crossed!
Best to You
Always
john
You nailed it, John.
blessings ~ maxi
Thank You, Dear Maxi
and blessings to You
john
Hi John! Funny and much more entertaining then the Oscars which was a snore this year. 😀
Happy you liked it, Vashti
Thank You
Big Hugs
john
Ha! Enjoyed this so much John. Nothing escapes your clever eyes! Thank you for sharing.
Thank You, Sam
for those warm, generous words.
Happy you enjoyed the little piece.
Big Hugs
john
Fascinating and Funny Brother John.
You never fail to amuse my with your tales and talks!! This one .. perfect parody for Awards show!! Hahaha…!
Swetank.
Be Bettr, Stay Bettr! 🙂
Thank You, Brother Swetank
For your kindness and great support.
My best to You
Always
john
My pleasure Brother John!
😀 thank you for making me smile this morning with your writing! 😀
So happy
Dear Indah
that I made you smIle.
Hugs and more hugs
bapak john
So good and so true.
Harry
Thank You, Harry
Love to You and Winnie
john
Glitz and glamour demystified from the opposite side of the lens…to wit. Marvelous recap John. Now I’m truly sorry I missed the whole sordid affair…
Thank you, Don, thank you very much
..and i love the wit!
My best to You
Always
john
Haha, this one’s too good! 😀
Thank You, Khushboo, so much
for reading and responding.
Big Hugs
john