There’s something strange about ankle socks; unnatural.
There’s no need to do any housework at all.
After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.
Death doesn’t ask if your work is finished or not.
A bellygod is an obese man;
bellygoddess is even more appealing.
…inflation concern eases on oil drop;
scandal grew from numbers too embarrassing to release;
aluminium shipments seen hurting other producers;
world’s wildest stock market submits to Communist Party rule;
CFO says ‘very confident’ after stock rout;
nifty futures drop amid earnings;
anti-pollution drive starts to bite…
Who’s interested in that shit?
The length of a film should be directly related to
the endurance of the human bladder.
MAN SURVIVES SHARK ATTACK
Tell me, was the shark in the man’s livingroom or the man in the shark’s?
Now is the Orwellian winter of our discontent
made pretend summer
Now is the Orwellian summer of our content
made pretend winter
Now are summer and winter Orwellian.
The three most dreaded words
the visitor to a government office hears are
‘have a seat’
He shows great originality
which must be curbed at all cost.
Peter Ustinov’s school report