To plunder, to lie, to show your arse
are three essentials for climbing high.
These days so many drama queens play professional tennis
and almost all of them men.
It’s the intention of every interviewer on TV
to deliver a lecture instead of asking a question.
Your left ham is exceeded in beauty only by your right
but i have to say scram Pam, you’re spam!
You have the right to bear arms.
It’s enshrined and won’t be changed.
Even if you wanted change, it’s too late;
there are millions of guns out there
and people willing to use them.
Will there be another mass execution?
The English are at their silliest and most embarrassing
when talking about the Royal Family and commentating on sport.
Of course you have the right to freedom of expression,
we encourage and support it;
unfortunately, we can’t offer you protection 24/7
so bear in mind you may have to die for your right.
Golf is the perfect game for today,
you can actually gain weight while playing.
Big game hunting would be fun
if the big game had guns.
Shaw is right:
it’s not about having good manners or bad manners
but having the same manner for all human souls.